Often times on the subway ride home, I will see people studying English. Usually, it's just strait forward English lessons, or sometimes on specific subjects such as economics or biology. However, today I saw something completely different. There was an older business man in a nice suit sitting next to me, studying a small English book. It had conversations in English and then translated to Korean as well. Let me give you some examples of the things this businessman was learning:
A: Hey man, let's do a lap around the bar before we get some drinks. We need to mack us some shorties.
B: No, I already met this beautiful young lady. She's gonna be my boo!
A: Dude, she doesn't even like you.
A: Yo, girl. This party is jammin'. How bout you give me your digits?
B: No, I don't give me number to strangers.
A: Dude, Tom is totally trippin'.
B. Yeah, he took way too much acid. He has to be forced to go to a doctor.
A: Yo man, you got any weed?
B: Yeah you got the cash?
A: Of course. I'm gonna be rollin' in this club all night!
A: I saw you flip me the bird from across the room. Why you got beef with me?
B: Chill out man, it was a mistake. I don't got beef with you.
I wish I could make stuff up that was this good. But unfortunately, these are real examples from the businessman's book. I'd like to see him try to use some of those.
